When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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