Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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