Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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