i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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