i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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