Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
We got so high we made milksteak
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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