I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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