I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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