Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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