I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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