Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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