but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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