i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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