do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
there is glitter all over my balls
Randomize
