Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
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