yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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