Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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