He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize