She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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