just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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