if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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