So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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