He is such a slut. More and more my type.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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