Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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