So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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