yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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