Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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