Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
These tits shall not be calmed
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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