I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Holy shit dude........stairs
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