I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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