I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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