i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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