yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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