You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Success! We fucked roommates!
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