i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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