guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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