I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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