you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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