when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Randomize
