12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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