If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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