Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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