No, drunk sperm still make babies.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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