and you said cock pushups were impossible
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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