i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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