Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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