Pappa wants mamma naked
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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