he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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