I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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