we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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