Non-Jews are for practice
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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