is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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